ME: So, what do you think we should name her?
5yo: Mom, it’s a BOY.
ME: Really? How can you tell? Boy and girl dinos can sound and look the same.
5yo: I just know.
5yo: :::pausing and thinking::: His name is horny.
ME: :::side-eyeing my husband:::
5yo: …because of his three horns.
ME: Ah! You were right.