Is it too early to talk poop?
This has been BY FAR the HARDEST part of parenting HANDS DOWN and in direct correlation to my growing liquor budget. For many, potty training seems to come “easy”. Sometimes a child magically “decides” to poop/pee on the potty. Maybe you did a 3 day “boot camp” and that worked like a charm. Maybe you offered the holy grail of toys and that did the trick. Maybe your kid’s school did a lot of the work. Ooooooor maybe you are just more patient, consistent, calm, understanding, patient, consistent than I am. I no longer want to hear tips and tricks (unless it includes a magical drug I can buy online). I just want to hear that your 4 year old shits his/her pants too or better yet, they used to and now they are a normal functioning person (or at least close). Please. Someone. Anyone?